All Gold Everything: 24-Karat Gold iPad Air Wifi

Nothing says “I’m very rich” (or “I’m in debt up to my ears, but still stuntin’”) like buying tech with anything involving precious metals or Swarovski crystals.  If you’ve got money to burn–and I mean lots of money to burn (or your credit score is on point)–then the people at Goldgenie can hook you up with a luxe iPad Air with Wifi for $2,411 to $2,598 depending on whether you choose gold, rose gold, or platinum.

Each iPadAir is unlocked and SIM free, so you don’t have to worry about it turning into a brick if you switch carriers. My only thing is, I can’t imagine those looking too great with lots of fingerprints all over them. I’m just saying.