You may not usually associate The Simpsons with classy-looking wine bottles, but these Marge and Homer wine bottles are anything but tacky.  Designed by Constantin Bolimond and Dmitry Patsukevich who drew inspiration from iconic Dutch artist Piet Mondrian as evident in the clean lines and blocks of color.  Mind you, despite them being wine bottles, the actual contents in the bottles are a secret, with the designers clearly stating it may not even be wine at all.  I’d like to think it’s actually donut-flavored beer.  It would be a Bart-esque level troll, don’t you think?

May be it is wine, may be not. We are inviting you to find out yourselves. The contents have been kept secret for already 26 years now. While the ingredients remain the same, their proportions differ from time to time. That is why you will never get bored from this drink!  We can assure you that you will not be left disappointed.

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