I’m a huge fan of giant (insert animal here), except insects. Fuck insects. While I am totally stoked about this giant squid being found, I’m miffed that it’s dead, and concerned that something like that might try to eat me if I went swimming… Oh, that’s right! I can’t swim. Watch the astonishing video below:
Welp, that is an impressive amount of calamari, though. Mmmm… Calamari. I’m here for it!