Giant Squid Found Off Japan's Coast Should Keep You Out of the Water

I’m a huge fan of giant (insert animal here), except insects.  Fuck insects.  While I am totally stoked about this giant squid being found, I’m miffed that it’s dead, and concerned that something like that might try to eat me if I went swimming… Oh, that’s right!  I can’t swim.  Watch the astonishing video below:

Welp, that is an impressive amount of calamari, though. Mmmm… Calamari. I’m here for it!