It seemed like “shade” should have gotten its own award at this year’s Golden Globes, because from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s jokes about George Clooney and Leonardo DiCaprio, to Ronan Farrow going in on Woody Allen, it was a right shady event.
I really think ‘This Is The End’ was robbed. #GoldenGlobes
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) January 13, 2014
Phew. Black Twitter Revolt cancelled. #12YearsASlave #GoldenGlobes
— Joan Morgan (@milfinainteasy) January 13, 2014
Johnny Depp, the only guy who can look cool while simultaneously looking like he has no clue where he is. #GoldenGlobes
— Chuck Nice (@chucknicecomic) January 13, 2014
Every goddamn winner tonight said they didn’t expect it. You know you had a one-in-five chance, right? #GoldenGlobes
— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) January 13, 2014
Cate Blanchett just admitted her inspiration for “Blue Jasmine” was Taylor Swift in two years. #GoldenGlobes
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) January 13, 2014
Taylor Swift will be wearing special dress with patches of skin from all her previous boyfriends. #GoldenGlobes
— Tim (@qwertying) January 12, 2014
At last a perfect description of the Hollywood Foreign press: “a gaggle of characters”- Robin Wright
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 13, 2014
The snarkiest Golden Globes tweets came from Ronan Farrow and his mom, Mia Farrow, when Woody Allen was being honored for the Cecile B. DeMille lifetime achievement award.
Missed the Woody Allen tribute – did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 13, 2014
Mia Farrow basically chunked up the deuce and went on to watch the premiere of HBO’s Girls right at the start of his tribute:
Time to grab some icecream & switch over to #GIRLS
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 13, 2014
Nite all
— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 13, 2014
On Woody Allen’s tribute:
Is Roman Polanski in the room too?
— Goldie Taylor (@goldietaylor) January 13, 2014
Cate Blanchett and this PTA president hair, though. What’s the deal and why? #GoldenGlobes
— Awesomely Luvvie (@Luvvie) January 13, 2014
12 Years a Day Laborer starring Felipe Esparza and Gabriel Iglesias. @fluffyguy #GoldenGlobes
— Felipe Esparza (@funnyfelipe) January 13, 2014
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MICHAEL FASSBENDER AND ORLANDO BLOOM IN ONE PIC WHERE ARE MY PANTIES #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/uqia2loGlv
— Caro #DidYouMissMe? (@KhaaaroG) January 13, 2014
*baby daddy RT @JoseResendez: I wish Idris Elba was my daddy!
— crissle west (@crissles) January 13, 2014
Nothing says you admire the strides Mandela made for human equality like purple shades indoors at night time. #Bono
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) January 13, 2014
I mean, cmon Bono. At least Paula Patton came dressed as something topical! #PolarVortex #goldenglobes
— Daniel José Older (@djolder) January 13, 2014
The moment when Bono recoiled from Diddy. pic.twitter.com/W9MStjJBoe
— Michael Salfino (@MichaelSalfino) January 13, 2014
I’d be making the same face in the same situation, @azizansari. Well played. #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/g79Svb6cRd
— Matt DeCample (@DeCample) January 13, 2014
cant believe a black man didnt win that award, tom hanks was robbed
— Brokey McPoverty (@brokeymcpoverty) January 13, 2014
WE’RE CELEBRATING TOM HANKS THIS BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
— Brokey McPoverty (@brokeymcpoverty) January 13, 2014
Are they serving moonshine at this damn show?!
— Petty Rubble (@KidFury) January 13, 2014
in the future people are going to look back on this moment and say what the fuck was wrong with them hoes in 2014?
— crissle west (@crissles) January 13, 2014
I can’t wait for the Screen Actor’s Guild awards and the Academy Awards… The shade is going to be even more epic, and we’ll be right there live-snarking/snark-tweeting it!
What did you think of the Golden Globes this year?