True Love Tester Bra: If She Loves You, Her Boobs Will Pop Out

In “We Really Don’t Know Women’s Bodies or Women” tech and gadget news, Ravijour has created the True Love Tester bra to help the ladies keep teh boohbez on lock–literally–unless she’s aroused, or “in love”.

The bra registers the wearer’s heart rate using a built-in sensor which then sends that info, via Bluetooth, to an app.  If all goes as planned for both parties, those thangz will pop right out! Check out the video, which already has over 1 million views:

That’s great and all, but is there a way to make sure that if I’m running to catch a train, or am excited for reasons other than sex, that it won’t just pop my joints out? If I’m watching an episode of Sons of Anarchy and Charlie Hunnam does something hot on the screen, will my jubblies just release themselves in front of company? I can’t.